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03/26/2004: "Kondom des Grauens / The Killer Condoms"

ROFLMAO. Where do I start....

I decided to download this movie after knowing that the movie is about killer condoms, despite all the bad reviews on how crap the movie is. It made me laugh because it was weird. ROFL.

First of all, it was weird because it was set in NEW YORK but everybody speaks German o.O;; Everybody.. I haven't heard a single English in the movie except once or twice by the actors.. I mean, if it's New York, shouldn't we hear English at least once??? Anyways, it's about this hotel called 'Hotel Quickie' that is a place for hookers to bring their clients in and do their stuff.

It starts with a few hookers and an innocent girl witnessing the condoms biting the ding dong -.- Okay so we don't exactly see the ding dong but still... So Officer Macaroni (what a name, it makes me hungry, LMAO) decides to investigate the case. He went to the hotel and met a boy named 'Billy'. He's cute but what disturbs me is that Billy looks like Elijah Wood -.- Officer Macaroni is GAY. Rofl. So he was about to do it with Billy.. and his ding dong is 32 inches long! LMAO. You don't see it but you see the shadow of it on Billy's face. That was amusing. And yada yada yada, the condom bit his right nut off. At the hotel, he also met his old friend who is now a transvestite called 'Babette' (previous name is Bob, lmao). And Babette is deeply in love with Officer Macaroni but he doesn't love 'Babette'.

More and more condoms bit guys' ding dongs until the condom decided to attack the public too.. it attacked a woman's nose, and even President Dick's ding dong. The condom has the teeth like piranha mind you. Then it turned out the condoms were made by Professor Smirnoff, forced by this lady named 'Dr. Riffleson' who is a doctor. And she's a religious freak. She's against gays and transvestite and that's why she wanted to develop the killer condoms to teach these people a lesson. (She did it for God, she said). They also developed a special uber big monster condom for Officer Macaroni since his ding dong is 33 inches... lmao

You don't see any nakedness in this movie though except for Billy's ass. But the movie is lame XD If you need a laugh, watch this movie, ROFL.

Replies: 3 Comments

Videl || Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

something...
nak mintak ajarlah for site...onegai shimasu!!

Tany || Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

yeh! it's funny ooo talk to me about what?

Videl || Saturday, March 27th, 2004

wahahaha!! you watched it already!!
yabuki said he's still downloading. well...missed ya!! i want to ask you something ler...